Puppy for sale!

My sister found an adorable, loving, well mannered, 8 week old Dachshund puppy on Saturday. He was abandoned and almost starving, and we are trying to find him a good home. He REALLY loves to be around people and we are looking for someone who can give him the time and attention he needs. He's had his first shots and de-worming, so he is ready to go! The best part is he's FREE! If you know of anyone who might be interested in providing him with a good home let me know!

Does it look like I was born yesterday?

Here is the scenario: I open the door to the bathroom in my class to check on the little boy who had been in there for five minutes. He is standing up fully clothed and I notice there is a large wad of toilet paper in the corner...

Me: "What is that toilet paper doing in the corner?"
Student: "I am cleaning up a mess."
Me: "What happened?"
Student: "The wall is leaking."
Me: "Did you pee in the corner?"
Student: "Well...maybe a little."

I guess to kindergarteners it looks like I was born yesterday.

First Day of Kindergarten Quote #1

Miss. O'Neal, is it tomorrow yet?

Pslam 23

So, I'm a sucker for cute kids, but this one tops the chart! Greenhouse people, you will enjoy this the most!

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=9e7c4b40cf5a13cea6ca

We The Jury...

So, I was called to jury today for the first time. At first I was dreading my "call of duty", but it was actually a great learning experience. It was kind of like watching a movie. There were tears, yelling, "I object your honor!", odd turns in the case, etc. However, during the excitement of it all, I found myself thinking of the meaning of justice and judgement. I pondered questions like, "What does justice really mean to me?" and "Do I have the right to determine someone else's fate?" I really think every person should have the chance to serve on a jury at some point in their lifetime. It really is a neat/unique experience.

Root Canal

So, for those of you who have been following me during my "injured tooth" journey, I ended up having a root canal yesterday. I was extremely nervous, but overall, it really wasn't that bad. So, for those of you who prayed for said "injured tooth", thank you very much...your prayers were felt!

What's that about??

Do you ever get crazy urges to do something totally random? Like, pull a fire alarm, or talk on the loud speaker at Walmart when no body is looking? Well, this morning I had the urge to swallow a quarter. What's that about??