Here is the scenario: I open the door to the bathroom in my class to check on the little boy who had been in there for five minutes. He is standing up fully clothed and I notice there is a large wad of toilet paper in the corner...
Me: "What is that toilet paper doing in the corner?"
Student: "I am cleaning up a mess."
Me: "What happened?"
Student: "The wall is leaking."
Me: "Did you pee in the corner?"
Student: "Well...maybe a little."
I guess to kindergarteners it looks like I was born yesterday.
